80 Steam Achievements & Schemes Roadmap

80 Steam Achievements Complete Roadmap (80/80 100% Roster)

Classified across core survival runs, 10 character story arcs, and late-game economy scaling

Core Progression & Run Milestones (14)

It's a living

Condition: Finish 1 complete run and repay Joey Norp in full

Unlocks permanent starting chip bonus

Five-Star Employee

Condition: Finish 5 complete runs across any sector difficulty

Unlocks custom UFO decal & credit boost

The Endless Toil

Condition: Finish 10 complete runs

Unlocks advanced galaxy sector map & hard mode

John Gleep Forever

Condition: Finish 25 complete runs (~4.4% Ultra Rare)

True Ending milestone & golden suit

The Schemer

Condition: Win a complete run with an active Scheme modifier

Unlocks custom Scheme creator tool

First Payment Secured

Condition: Clear Cycle 1 debt deadline with at least $500 surplus

Unlocks Speedrun timer in HUD

Debt Free Life

Condition: Pay off final mob installment without taking a bank loan

Steam Badge & title "Freeman"

Overtime Shift

Condition: Survive 3 consecutive overtime cycles past scheduled deadline

Unlocks hazard challenge maps

Speed Demon

Condition: Clear First Payment cycle in under 3 minutes total time

Speedrunner Gold Watch vanity item

Pauper King

Condition: Win a complete run without purchasing any Epic or Legendary pegs

Ascetic Sovereign title

Sector Hopper

Condition: Visit 10 distinct star systems within a single continuous run

Starlight Galaxy Map

Flawless Flight

Condition: Clear an entire planetary sector without suffering UFO hull damage

Aces High trophy

Galaxy Conqueror

Condition: Clear all hazard sectors with 5 active Scheme modifiers enabled

Master of Chaos title

No balls

Condition: Jump to a new star system with 0 balls collected

Secret comedic title

Character Narratives (10 Story Arcs) (15)

Can we still be friends?

Condition: Complete Lucille's full storyline and divorce counseling

Resolves John’s marriage subplot & grants ring relic

Lucille’s Blessing

Condition: Forgive Lucille in the final settlement and receive her wedding ring

Permanent +10% luck aura

You got that spark, kid

Condition: Complete Lil Gleepy's story arc through all 3 stages

Unlocks junior abductor pet companion

Gleepy’s Graduation

Condition: Train Lil Gleepy to Master Abductor rank

Lil Gleepy golden pilot cap

A respected rivalry

Condition: Complete Captain Missile's story arc by dueling him in VIP lounge

Unlocks Captain Missile VIP duel & discount

Missile’s Respect

Condition: Defeat Captain Missile in 3 consecutive high-stakes duels

Captain Missile custom blaster skin

Goodbye Recycling

Condition: Complete Junka's story arc and clean out the hangar

Discounts all scrap parts by 25%

Junka’s Masterpiece

Condition: Help Junka assemble a prototype UFO from 1,000 scrap parts

Junka Junkyard UFO skin

Debugging

Condition: Complete Saucerbot's story arc and reboot its firmware

Prevents UFO guidance malfunctions entirely

Saucerbot 2.0

Condition: Install advanced cognitive AI chip into Saucerbot

Saucerbot co-pilot automated radar

The Good Doctor

Condition: Complete Dr. Norp’s medical evaluation storyline

Unlocks vitality booster injection module

Glip-Glop Fellowship

Condition: Translate and resolve Glip-Glop's diplomatic crisis

Unlocks Club VIP discount & tell reader

Starlight Siren

Condition: Complete Diva Vex's concert tour across 4 sectors

Unlocks cosmic club soundtrack skins

Old Man Barnaby

Condition: Listen to all 12 of Barnaby's tall tales in the dive bar

Grants antique pachinko ball with 3x luck

The Don’s Regret

Condition: Uncover Joey Norp’s secret backstory through hidden logs

Permanent 10% debt discount on all runs

Incremental Numbers & Economy Milestones (14)

Chump Change

Condition: Accumulate 1 Million Credits in a single run

Silver Pachinko Balls skin

Big Number

Condition: Accumulate 1 Billion Credits in a single run

Golden Pachinko Balls & marquee

Number Go Up

Condition: Reach 1 Trillion Credits in vault reserve

Cosmic Casino Marquee skin

Quadrillionaire

Condition: Reach 1 Quadrillion Credits (1e15) in vault reserve

Galactic Mogul banner

MORE! MORE NUMBER!

Condition: Reach 1e20 Credits (Late-Game Scaling build)

Infinite Credit Trophy & developer note

Crapitalism

Condition: Earn enough credits to jump sectors from trade alone

Merchant Guild Membership badge

Liquidation

Condition: Earn enough credits to jump by refunding a peg

Emergency Pawn Badge

Penny Pincher

Condition: Clear an entire debt cycle with less than $5 remaining

Close Call title

High-Roller Vault

Condition: Deposit 500,000 chips in a single 10-second window

Vault Overclock unlocked

Compound Interest

Condition: Earn 100,000 credits purely from bank interest passive

Banker monocle cosmetic

Tip the Dealer

Condition: Donate 10,000 chips directly to Joey Norp’s henchmen in Club

Mob Patron ribbon

Billionaire Club

Condition: Enter High-Roller VIP tables holding over 1 Billion credits

Diamond VIP Card

Zero Tax

Condition: Survive an entire cycle without triggering tax collector penalties

Tax Haven badge

Golden Vault

Condition: Upgrade casino vault storage capacity to absolute maximum

Solid Gold Vault skin

Equipment, Gadgets & Loadout Feats (13)

Humiliation

Condition: Equip all 4 Captain Gadgets simultaneously (Helm, Pauldrons, Gauntlet, Boots)

Sovereign UFO Hologram decal

Captain’s Pride

Condition: Win an entire run while wearing the full 4-piece Captain Set

Sovereign Crown cosmetic

Trashy

Condition: Max out your Junk stats on planet expeditions without dying

Trash Titan Title & scrap bonus

Armed to the Teeth

Condition: Fill every single UFO gadget slot with Epic or Legendary parts

UFO Neon Chassis

What? Why?

Condition: Explicitly decline taking a Gadget reward in 3 consecutive shops

Ascetic Gambler Badge

Peg Perfectionist

Condition: Equip a board using exclusively S-Tier Pegs

Master Crafter achievement

Tech Savvy

Condition: Equip 6 unique active Gadgets in a single run

Cybernetic Monocle

Overclock Master

Condition: Overclock 3 distinct casino modules simultaneously

Overclocking Flame trail

Minimalist Pilot

Condition: Clear Sector 1 using solely the stock default UFO starter kit

Purist Aviator badge

Armored Dreadnought

Condition: Upgrade UFO hull shielding to exceed 1,000 total HP

Dreadnought plating

Experimental Genius

Condition: Trigger 3 distinct Experimental gadgets in one planet run

Mad Scientist lab coat decal

Lightweight Flyer

Condition: Finish an entire sector without equipping any UFO Hull upgrades

Glass Cannon trophy

Tractor King

Condition: Abduct 50 civilian patrons in a single continuous beam activation

Mega-Beam cosmetic skin

Club Mini-Games & Skill Challenges (12)

Masterful moves

Condition: Achieve an S-Rank in Moonlight Dancer rhythm rig

Disco Ball UFO Mod

Dance Floor Master

Condition: Chain 5 flawless Perfect combos in Moonlight Dancer

Laser Dance Floor decal

Snail Whisperer

Condition: Win 5 consecutive pari-mutuel bets on Binko Snail Races

Golden Snail Trophy

Snail Derby Champion

Condition: Win 10 Binko Snail Races in a single visit to the Club

Champion Jockey cap

Binko Longshot

Condition: Win a bet on a 50-to-1 underdog Binko snail

Lucky Horseshoe relic

Bluff Master

Condition: Win a Human Poker hand with high card by forcing alien fold

Poker Face avatar icon

Poker Royal Flush

Condition: Draw and reveal a natural Royal Flush in Human Poker

Royal Crown badge

Table Shark

Condition: Clean out 3 VIP Human Poker opponents in a single sitting

High Roller VIP Pass

High Roller Sweep

Condition: Win 3 consecutive high-stakes hands of Human Poker without folding

Golden Card deck

Triple 7s Paradise

Condition: Hit 3 Jackpot peg triggers on a single dropped ball

Jackpot fireworks sound effect

Jackpot Fever

Condition: Trigger 5 Slot Machine peg jackpots in a single round

Slot Marquee soundpack

Rhythm Prodigy

Condition: Score 100% Perfect notes on hard difficulty Moonlight dance

Neon dance floor for UFO

Hidden & Quirky Feats (12)

Space Cow Abductor

Condition: Abduct 10 cows across pasture planets in a single sector

Moo horn audio for UFO

Alien Linguist

Condition: Fully decipher the ancient alien casino rulebook tablets

Galactic Rosetta Stone

Black Hole Tourist

Condition: Fly UFO within event horizon of a black hole and boost out

Event Horizon trail

Pinball Wizard

Condition: Keep a single pachinko ball in active bounce play for over 60 seconds

Silver Ball master badge

Lucky 777

Condition: Score exactly 777 chips on a single patron drop

Triple Seven aura

Out of Bounds

Condition: Bounce a pachinko ball completely over the top edge of the board

Anti-gravity pin accessory

Close Encounter

Condition: Hover within 5 meters of a military base for 15 seconds without cloaking

Daredevil title

Pawn Star

Condition: Sell 20 items to Junka in a single visit

Junka’s Favorite Customer badge

Meteor Dodger

Condition: Dodge 20 meteors in a row in orbital space without taking damage

Starlight Thruster trails

Overdrawn

Condition: End a round with negative chips while having an active loan

Bankruptcy survivor pin

Ultimate Gambler

Condition: Win a run on the final cycle with $0 margin for error

High Stakes Master trophy

Gleep Supreme

Condition: Unlock all other 79 achievements in JOHN GLEEP

100% Completionist Platinum Star

Schemes Modifiers & 80 Steam Achievements Roadmap

Core Strategy Rule · Cycle 1 to Cycle 3 Survival